Pine Tar Ejection: The Soap So Good, It Got Thrown Out of the Game
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There are bars of soap you politely place on a guest bathroom sink.
And then there’s Pine Tar Ejection — the limited edition lather that walked up to the plate, cleared the bases, and got tossed for smelling too legendary.
Inspired by that iconic moment in baseball when George Brett lost his mind over pine tar, this bar pays tribute to every man who’s ever gone too hard, gotten too gritty, or smelled too bold.
If your shower game needs a little controversy — this is it.
⚾ The Backstory: Ejected for Greatness
Let’s set the scene: It’s 1983. Royals vs. Yankees.
George Brett smashes a two-run homer and then gets ejected because there was “too much pine tar on his bat.”
Too much pine tar? Please. That’s like getting kicked out of the gym for lifting too much weight.
Here at Wild Timber, we took that energy and turned it into soap.
Sticky, smoky, legendary — this bar isn’t here to play it safe.
It’s here to clean the hell outta you.
🌲 What Is Pine Tar?
Pine tar is an old-school powerhouse ingredient, made by burning pine wood in a low-oxygen environment. It’s been used for centuries in everything from shipbuilding to medicine — but it’s especially famous in the world of soap.
It’s gritty. Raw. Functional. And powerful.
Just like our customers.
🧼 Why Use Pine Tar in Soap?
Good question. We didn’t add pine tar because it sounds cool (though it absolutely does). We added it because it works like a beast.
Here’s what you get when you scrub down with pine tar:
✅ Deep Cleansing Power
Pine tar cuts through grease, oil, and dirt like it’s late to a doubleheader. It’s perfect for:
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Mechanics
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Landscapers
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Welders
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Anyone who comes home smelling like “effort”
🌿 Soothes Problem Skin
Pine tar is known for helping relieve symptoms of:
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Eczema
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Psoriasis
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Dandruff
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General skin irritation
That doesn’t mean it’s a medical product, but we won’t stop you from calling it magic if it clears up your rough patches.
💨 Natural Deodorizing
Tired of smelling like your job? Your truck? Your last decision?
Pine tar neutralizes odors without perfume-y cover-ups.
It just straight-up handles it.
🔥 The Smell?
Imagine a woodshop, a log cabin, and a forest fire had a baby.
It’s masculine. Bold. Real.
The kind of scent that says “this guy fixes things and never calls a contractor.”
🧼 Meet Pine Tar Ejection — The Bar That Breaks the Rules
We took that old-school pine tar foundation and built on it like a cabin in the woods:
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Activated charcoal for deep scrubbing
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Atlas cedarwood for a rich, smoky note
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Kaolin clay for a clean glide and detox
The result?
A bar that lathers thick, smells powerful, and gets tossed out of polite bathrooms for being too real.
🏷️ Who’s This Bar For?
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Men who shower because they earned it, not because they’re going out
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Guys who know what pine tar smells like — and respect it
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Anyone who’s ever been told to tone it down
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And especially you… if you’ve ever mowed the yard in jeans with a Busch Light in hand
🔥 Limited Edition — Only One Run
Like that legendary ejection in ‘83, this bar is here for a moment — a legendary, pine-scented moment — and then it's gone.
Once it's out of the lineup, we're not bringing it back unless enough of you riot like George Brett did on the dugout steps.
👊 Final Thought: This Ain’t Body Wash
This is Pine Tar Ejection.
It doesn’t foam politely. It doesn’t smell like cucumbers.
It works. Hard.
And when you're done, you won't just be clean —
You'll be reborn, rebranded, and ready for whatever comes next.
