🍊💥 Vitamin C-4 Soap Bar

🍋CITRUS. DETONATED. Forget subtle—this Vitamin C-4 soap delivers a full-frontal assault of Orange, Lime, Lemon, and Grapefruit packed tighter than a fruit grenade at DEFCON 1.

Made for men who shower like they're prepping for war, this bar boasts 400% Juice Power (exceeding federal limits), scrub force equal to multiple angry loofahs, and a zest fallout radius affecting bystanders with secondhand freshness. The core "detonators" include Orange as the main blast charge, Lime cutting through grime like a citrus scalpel, Lemon providing a high-voltage spark of clean, and the wildcard Grapefruit you never see coming. Use with caution, smell like rebellion, and shower like it's a demolition derby.